Nightmare web design clients

Published: mai 19, 2007

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De la niste englezi, se pare ca nici la ei situatia nu e cu mult mai roz decat la noi, cel putin la capitolul clienti.
10 Nightmare Web Design Clients

  • “We can’t afford to pay you but we’ll let you have a link back to your site.”
  • “Just one more small change…”
  • “I want to be number one in Google for the term ‘consultant’. My budget is £200.”
  • “I paid for my domain name by credit card. My credit card billing address is in Oxford. So why doesn’t my site come up in Google when I type in ‘Oxford’?”#5 – “Why is your quote so expensive? My nephew can do [a 5 page website] for £50″
  • “Why is your quote so expensive? My nephew can do [a 5 page website] for £50″
  • “It sucks.”
  • “Use these photos, I got them from Google Images”
  • “Black on white is boring. How about hot pink on lime green? And can we make the logo spin? And Ariel is boring, let’s use Comic Sans.”
  • “I want you to use this photo. I want it to be in landscape, but changed so that the height is bigger than the width”
  • “I have an idea for a website which could by the next eBay and I need a web design partner…”
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6Comentarii

  1. picsel
    Publicat mai 20, 2007 la 2:06 am | Link permanent

    & clientcopia.com ;)

  2. cristi
    Publicat mai 20, 2007 la 8:37 am | Link permanent

    super tare poza cu nenea :)

    “I want you to use this photo. I want it to be in landscape, but changed so that the height is bigger than the width” – asta e prea tare :) )

  3. novo
    Publicat mai 20, 2007 la 12:44 pm | Link permanent

    la care am putea adauga si http://adverbatims.blogspot.com/ :)

  4. reader
    Publicat mai 29, 2007 la 3:09 pm | Link permanent

    Favoritul meu (care am patit pe pielea mea cu un italian, insa asta acum cativa ani buni):

    - Can you make those letters bigger ?
    - Yeap (..done)
    - A little bit more bigger?
    - (…done)
    - More more bigger ?
    - (…done)
    - GREEEEAT! Now, CAN YOU BLINK IT?

  5. netics
    Publicat august 12, 2007 la 12:36 am | Link permanent

    linku catre el e scris gresit

  6. novo
    Publicat august 12, 2007 la 5:01 am | Link permanent

    merci, s-a rezolvat

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